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Commissions Open!

A small watercolor painting of two characters, one sitting on a crate with a sword across xyr lap, looking off into the side, and the other one standing and looking over xyr shoulder. For the base commission (including simple background), plus the extra character, this would come out to $40, with an extra $3 if you would like the physical copy to have in your house. (Characters are Rose and Selene by @nosongunsung)

Digital drawing of a character holding a sword. For the base commission, this would come out to $20. (Character pictured is @lovelandfrogman's Axel)

A small pencil drawing on lined paper of a man behind the steering wheel of a car, wondering "why does Kismet's ex-husband call me babygirl?". For the pencil meme redraw, this would normally come out to $10, but for the month of August, any $5 contribution will include a similar pencil sketch of a character of your choosing! (Character pictured is my own guy Catalyzer)

Hello gamers, gays, both, neither, and all the other little people who live inside my phone!

Would you like me to draw your OC? Because boy howdy, would I like to draw your OC!! (Or any other character you so choose 👀)

I’ll draw them digitally! I’ll draw them traditionally! (I’ll even mail you the physical copy!) Backgrounds! Multiple characters! Meme and/or screeenshot redraws! You name it, I’ll draw it! (some restrictions apply)

If this is you, you’re in luck!! They keep raising my God Damned Mother Fucking Rent so I have a Ko-Fi now to hopefully supplement the cost of living, which means any of these guys are yours for the having, starting at the low, low price of $5!

Full pricing and more details can be found on my Ko-Fi, as linked above, but there’s also example pricing in the alt text of the images above and below.

I really appreciate anyone taking the time to check this out/share it! 10/10 thank you! :)

A digital drawing of three kids lying on each other, leaned up against a wall (as if they were sleeping). For the base commission (which includes the simple background), plus two extra characters, this would come out to $50. (Characters are Legion by me + Vesper and Cardinal by @nosongunsung)

a digital sketch of two boys sitting together on a soccer field. For the base commission plus the background and extra character, this would come out to $35. (Characters are Joel, by me, and Arjun, by @deargrace on Artfight)

A digital drawing over a photo base of a kid holding a screwdriver in front of a car that's had "I love MY DAD" scratched into the paint. For the base meme redraw, this would come out to $15. (Character pictured is my guy Equalizer)

A digital drawing of a taller man dipping a shorter one. This base meme redraw would come out to $15. (Characters pictured are my own guys Meter (eyepatch) and Aileron)

A canvas with nine drawings of three characters in various ballet postings and costumes. For the base sheet commission ($75) plus two extra characters at $15 each, this would come out to $105. (Characters pictured are @orangeartist's Aster, my Catalyzer, and @nosongunsung's Oracle)

Pencil sketch in a small notepad of a character looking off into the distance. This one would be $10, with an extra $3 if you would like the physical copy to have in your house. (Character is Clare/Clarence by @nosongunsung)

A character posed and haloed like a saint at home plate of a baseball diamond holding a cane while a lightning storm goes on in the background. For the base commission plus detailed background, this would come out to $40. (Character pictured is Rivers Javier from the Houston Spies (Blaseball), as designed by @nosongunsung)

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#just me #look I drew a thing #commissions #commissions open #heehoo #beginning artist. even beginninger User Of Webbed Site #the kofi page is still under construction I’m doing my best #anyway. tldr. heehoo. look at my art boy. and maybe purchase it. I am very small and I have no money

erzyu

stsg but it’s unrequited

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arturer

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#o7 megatron we will get through this shift even though it’s ungodly hot

thetsunderemage

happy birthday, nobara!

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transmasc-wizard

hey. hey. if you were/are not allowed to express anger in your household. ily

transmasc-wizard

anger is human, anger is part of processing, anger exists on a spectrum from mild frustration/annoyance to full rage and all can be needed as a reaction sometimes, anger is not inherently abusive or harmful, expressing anger (especially if you have anger issues) does not make you shameful or scary, anger does not make your point inherently less valuable, anger is a feeling you should be allowed to express.

anger is okay. and if your anger is hurting you, that's okay too, and you deserve help managing it. this goes double for people who are often stereotyped as angry or scary (black & brown ppl, transfems, ppl with stigmatized disorders, butches and other masc queers, etc). anger is allowed.

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every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

secifosseluce

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion

nickandros

good morning to this person’s dad only

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[Image ID: Tumblr tags from rodoaktvlos reading: #sorry to overshare op but this reminds me of my father #he was in the communist party in his youth and when he went for his military check (?) he was making small talk with the doctor #and the doctor was like hey man you know you can be a conscientious objector. you seem to be Of A Certain Idea About The Military #and he was like oh thank you i was going to feign homosexuality im glad i can just show my party affiliation and be done with this farce /End ID]

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#yeah my mom always said if they reinstate the draft to just do a bunch of drugs immediately before you get called up #better to go to jail for that than to go to war #that or just piss yourself in line. make yourself puke. etc #ideally all three #make them think you’re either crazy or unfit #unsure why she was telling us this in the early 2000s when my sister and I were approximately 7 and 5 #but it’s always stuck with me 😌

polytherian

*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

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dreg-heap

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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closet-keys

I love you ciabatta, I love you injera, I love you tortillas, I love you naan, I love you bagels, I love you pita, I love you fried dough, I love you scallion pancakes, I love you rice balls, I love you zucchini bread, I love you cinnamon buns, I love you pumpernickel & rye & sourdough, I love you biscuits, I love you english muffins, I love you french toast, I love you papad, I love you noodles, I love you dough

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ooppo

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

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#🥅 #for the brain…………

milfkon

starting a collection

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